Ten Top Ways to Irritate Chiew Ee

1. Practice seletive hearing when she is talking to you.

2. Blast some techno songs whenever she’s around.

3. Speak English with American/British/Australian/or any other alien accent.

4. Wake her up before her alarm clock rings (even one minute before that is sufficient)

5. Be a Chelsea fan.

6. Deprive her of her internet privileges.

7. Ask her why she’s still single.

8. Go to the place she’s working now (Body Glove Mid Valley), and make a mess out of the folded tops and bottoms there and then walk out without buying anything.

9. Be a loudmouth; boast about yourself; and stroke your own ego in an extreme manner.

10. Be late when you have an appointment with her.